The rule that has no law

Apparently I am what they call, a fag-hag.

Yes, girls. According to vERy reliable sources, the moment you have one (JUST one) gay friend you are "a fag-hag".

After much debate over this inexplicable rule, which upon my questioning only brought on more squeals of pure appletini-wrought conundrum at Morton's, there is no negotiating the number of gay pals you can have before you become a fag-hag.

In a I-tell-it-like-I-see-it-sista fashion, I can only spread the word around like an irresponsible journalist, with no way to verify the claim that all you need is ONE.

It's a cruel place this and there are no second chances, no redemption.

Welcome to the world of fag-hags and Lhasa Apso's (a breed i'm told is favoured by divas and gays:)