Extract from a conversation between a guy and girl

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Girl: I have all of Tony Parsons books
Boy says: i lent out all mine...
Girl says: reallie? i hope they come back to ya
Boy says: nah, i'll just poach yours
Boy says: to dunno who also
Girl says: har? u dunno who...so much for respecting your books
Boy says: i'll respect some books... not Parsons'
Girl says: you know, if women are like books and if that's anything to go by
Boy says: wah lao Parsons, not persons

Boy says: Parsons books are like women you flirt with in bars...
Boy says: good fun while it lasts... but u don't really think about it when the night is over
Boy says: once in a while you find "wife-material" books... like... err... the zen and the motorcycle maintenence book
Boy says: incidentally i have 2 copies now

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And they tell us men don't objectify women.

Right.